Postscript: If you're looking for the right girl at a club, bar, or party, then you deserve to be single, idiot.
If you have to hesitate before every kiss, I don't want you.
And now Georgia has a huge mosquito problem.
Look at you.
You treat me like you don't know what Christianity is.
My initial thought was "I could do that."
A simple "thank you" should suffice.
May. Here I am.
Maybe you went to high school with me. Maybe you're my best friend. Or maybe, I haven't met you yet.
Stop reading this for external validation. Just dump him already.