Well, to be blunt, if you think he’s a douchebag, he probably is.
Maybe he wasn’t at first, but that’s because he wants to show off his good side so that he can get you in this wonderful trap called a “relationship”. Like seriously, it’s a trap.
Here are a few signs to see if he’s a douchebag. Trust me on this, I’m an expert.
- You think he could be a douchebag. Maybe it’s because he calls his ex that “B word” that no female should really tolerate. Or maybe you’ve just picked up on his selfish behavior, you know?
- You wake up thinking he’s a douchebag. If you’re wondering whether or not to text him, because he may not respond, then yeah. Or maybe you’re wondering if he even cares. Maybe he only calls you when he’s drinking.
- You see his name (or whatever emojis you’ve substituted it with) come up in your notifications and you think, “Yeah, he’s a douchebag.” You’re already dreading the conversation, and you already know you’ll be doing a lot of eye rolling.
- Your friend sees you and asks how you and “your boo” are, and you say “he’s a douchebag”, with that little sigh that signals your resignation from battle.
If you know he’s a douchebag, you already know what to do. Stop reading this for external validation. Just dump him already.